TUMBLR
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Posts tagged "kids"
Dec 27, 2012
Dec 08, 2012
“Kids practice every single emotion they’re ever going to use on anybody on you.
Feb 07, 2011
Panels from Matt Groening’s book, Will and Abe’s Guide To The Universe
All the words in these comic strips are taken from Matt’s feisty and funny sons Will and Abe: their actual conversations, stories, songs, arguments, theories, explanations, excuses, snappy retorts, and flights of fancy.
(Source: instagr.am)
Jan 28, 2011
Louis C.K., “Girls vs. Boys, from Chewed Up (2008)
“Here’s the difference, to me, between boys and girls: Boys fuck things up; Girls are fucked up. That’s the difference. Boys just do damage to your house that you can measure in dollars, like a hurricane. Girls, like, leave scars in your psyche that you find later, like a genocide or an atrocity… That’s the difference between boys and girls. And it becomes the difference between men and women, really. A man will, like, steal your car or burn your house down or beat the shit out of you, but a woman will ruin your fuckin’ life. Do you see the difference? Like, a man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he’ll leave you as a human being intact. He won’t fuck with who you are. Women are nonviolent, but they will shit inside of your heart.”
My wife and I about died watching this. So funny. Found via @marykarrlit.
Feb 11, 2010
“My 1st grade daughter made this for her Christian friend who told her she was going to hell.” - Tony Millionaire
Sep 15, 2009
Good Night and Tough Luck - Christoph Niemann
This diagram is accurate for our house, except substitute the kid for a dachschund.
Feb 21, 2008
“I asked my mother, what should I teach my kids? She said don’t teach them anything, just give them lots of supplies.
