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My guess is that this will make her seem even hotter to her natural audience.
Sarah Palin, she’s got five kids, she’s a hockey mom, her son’s going off to Iraq, she’s an NRA member, she used to get up at 3 a.m. and go moose hunting with her daddy!
…female Reagan coming around the corner—Sarah Palin, watch out. All the symbols are there…Look at the symbols. Five kids, Down syndrome, delivered the baby, husband, proud union guy, oil industry, sled champion—that’s a real big thing, you know, the whole sports thing on the mainland, in the bottom 48. That’s real macho, right? That’s John Wayne stuff. Then you’ve got: she’s an NRA member, she hunts, she fishes, she took on the oil companies, increased the production tax, rebated $1,200 to every citizen in Alaska, 80 percent approval, just another hockey mom, and her son found a way to Iraq. Who cares what she did with the Director Of Public Safety, or her daughter is pregnant, premarital, and she’d line-item-veto housing opportunities for pregnant teenagers? It doesn’t matter. What the press is not catching on to here is, she is now building an immunity of Reagan proportions. It was the most brilliant pick.
It is obvious to me
Who the good guys are in this one
And who the bad guys are.
The bad guys are the ones
Who say Israel is a stinking corpse,
And should be wiped off
The face of the earth.That’s not a good guy.
“What it’s like to debate Sarah Palin.”
America: put on a goofy smile and celebrate your mediocrity and people will love you.
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